no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I should be sponsored by Trojan
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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