He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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