Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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