Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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