I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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