Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Randomize
