you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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