Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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