So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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