Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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