11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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