No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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