So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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