i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Randomize
