come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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