What a fucking waste of an outfit
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I want to fling myself into the sun
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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