im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Can you repeat that, but with context?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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