I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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