Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
