So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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