Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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