Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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