Its about making memories worth repressing
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
he was CRYING into my vagina
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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