Do vagina's smell?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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