I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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