It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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