she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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