If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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