I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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