you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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