Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
