? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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