so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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