why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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