Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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