when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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