marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
