Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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