We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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