What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
We have so much sex to catch up on
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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