It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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