If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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