don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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