Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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