never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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