fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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