it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Randomize
