it wasn't lemon gatorade
apparently the secret to your success is patron
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I did not marry a roomba.
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