I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
soo... how was my night?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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