I wannas sexs uuuuu
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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